Life With A Teen

Teen: Mom, that mote in your eye really bugs me.

Me: What? Why is that.....

Teen: Mom! You always interrupt me, and it's all cuz of that mote in your eye!

Me: I think that.....

Teen: See? Do you see what you're doing.

Me: Ok, dear. I'll be quiet, but is it ok if I dust that beam in your eye while we're talking.